This is how I feel about holidays.
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
FUCK I LOST IT ALL ASDFHAERHQA5RZEFTHSWAZERHF
MAN
MAN
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![witchsistah:
theoceanandthesky:
[if there were a million springer spaniels in africa dying of aids and starvation, we would probably have it taken care of in about four days.]
ethiopienne:
I hate her, but sometimes she drops truth bombs. Also look at the difference between the way Whoopi nods her head and Barbara looks dumbfounded. Ugh.
seconded. not a fan, but true facts.
Okay! Babs looks like she’s got a bunch of bluebirds circling and chirping in her head. But ol’ girl ain’t said nuffin’ but truth.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljo1eu230H1qzyldfo1_500.gif)
[if there were a million springer spaniels in africa dying of aids and starvation, we would probably have it taken care of in about four days.]
I hate her, but sometimes she drops truth bombs. Also look at the difference between the way Whoopi nods her head and Barbara looks dumbfounded. Ugh.
seconded. not a fan, but true facts.
Okay! Babs looks like she’s got a bunch of bluebirds circling and chirping in her head. But ol’ girl ain’t said nuffin’ but truth.
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Tumblr Artist Masterlist
Been meaning to do this.
Do reblog/check them out/spread their lovely work.
ongoing list. I have a lot more people I’d like to feature, but I can’t do it all within a day, haha.
edit: to the artists featured; if you would like me to take down/change the thumbnail representing you- do PM me.
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*NEW
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ooooh!
:OOOOO
oh omg //////////////////
ossans
campriot
maruti bitamin
crimsonbirds
seventypercentethanol
sevnilock
avodkabottle
kopfkaflou
ayashiki
ekaitz
kingkaiser
lovefadeslikesummer
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Also,
I’m going to watch The Other Boylen Girl right now since all my friends are busy and I’m stuck babysitting.
(Source: escapeklaus)
#pattinson #stop it #one day i’ll actually have to say i like you #and someone will think it’s because of twilight #quick #do something good so i have a well-known excuse
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f5 dashboard
suddenly, everyone on my dash fighting over stuff
closes tumblr, goes to play WoW
(Source: tarecgosa)
moesada
because some people are silly and get butthurt when people draw yume nikki characters ‘too kawaii’.
YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS.
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What a clever idea. <3
APPLES.
so if i eat this.
does that mean.
apple pie in an apple in apples?
Genius!!
*A* waaannnttt
The lord.
Oh my god this looks orgasmic. D8
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"See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I’m thinking; How can I give less of shit? That’s why I look interested."
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Oh man, I want this so bad!
Amazing sweater, y u no has source! /cry
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